— name: math-slop description: Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop." — # Math Slop Generator Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true. ## Quick Generate “`bash node scripts/generate-slop.js # Multiple formulas node scripts/generate-slop.js –count 5 “` ## Example Output – `\varphi^{\ln e} = \varphi^{i^4}` → φ¹ = φ¹ – `e^{i\pi} + 1 + \gamma = 0 + \gamma` → Euler + γ both sides – `\tau – 2\pi = e^{i\pi} + 1` → 0 = 0 – `\sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x}` → 2 = 2¹ ## Rendering The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer: – Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com – Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex ## Formula Types – **Add zeros**: `(φ-φ)`, `ln(1)`, `e^{iπ}+1`, `sin(0)` – **Multiply by ones**: `e^0`, `i⁴`, `sin²θ+cos²θ` – **Both sides**: same constant added/multiplied to both sides – **Euler mashups**: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0 – **Golden ratio**: φ² = φ+1 variations